Confession time,
I’m a hypocrite!!

Gossip time,
You’re all hypocrites!!

Listen up, kids! There is no excuse to text and drive.
Well, I do it because I’m a good, smart, and experienced driver. But YOU could really hurt someone.

The government these days is awful!
I may have decided not to vote,
but I mean, who elects these people into office anyway?

Do what you love.
Well, I already made my boring 9-5 career choice and things are working out great.
but risk it all and follow your dreams!!

Millennials these days, can’t put their smartphones down for two seconds!!
I keep my phone with me just Incase someone calls me or texts me, or you know I get bored and need to have a virtual book on hand or I just earned an extra hour of unlimited lives on candy crush, and let me tell you about what Becky posted on Facebook!!
But these darn teenagers.

Tell the truth!
I NEVER want to hear you say that again, but seriously be honest.

Get out of your bedroom every once in a while!
HEY, I watch tv in the living room,
I LEAVE my room, that’s different!

No one should have to go hungry.
I’m not going to donate MY food, MY money, or MY time, no one gives me free handouts.

I absolutely hate when people gossip. I heard that Susan was gossiping about Amy’s sister missing so much school,  and told us all that she kissed a toad and got warts all over face.
I seriously just wish that people would stop spreading all these rumors though!

I believe any and all farm workers should have full benefits paid for by their employer.
The prices at the farmers market are getting so ridiculous.
What is all our money going??

Get up on this stage, don’t be scared, you can do it!!
well, I have STAGE-FRIGHT & public speaking isn’t my thing.

Conclusion:
Never label people,
but you’re all hypocritical!