You want me to admit when I'm wrong,

But you never do

You say it's not right to lie,

But you lie all the time

You tell me to stop being gloomy

But you're angry all the time

You say I have too much attitude,

But what you dish out is worse

You tell me I'm stupid,

But you're not any smarter

You say that I eat too much

But I always find you snacking at night

I absolutely hate how hippocritical you are!