Hey Harry Potter

What's it like being a wizard

You're a thousand miles away

At least you're free from muggles hither

yes you are

you will be cooler than Jafar

and my sweet car (insert toy car)

 

Hey Harry Potter

Don't you worry about your mother

She was killed by evil Voldemort

and so was dear James Potter

Yes they were

You will eventually infer

That you got hurt

 

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

What you do to Ginny

 

Hey Harry Potter

I know spells are getting' hard

but just believe me kid someday

You will destroy the Dark Lord's car (insert toy car)

oh yes you will

you'll get that pussy for your fill (insert cat picture)

my word is good

 

Hey Harry Potter

You've got so much left to do

If every simple spell you cast away

would take his breath away

you would be done

all the horcruxes des-troy-ed

they would be gone

 

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

 

Seven horcruxes seems pretty hard

but you've got spells and scars you tard

Kill yourself if you really want to win

Wow five points to Gryffindor

oh my content we couldn't be any more

None of them are good like we are

Dear Potter I can promise you

that by the time that you get through

the world will never ever be the same

and you're to blame

 

Hey Harry Potter

You be good and end the Dark Lord

A few more years and everyone'll be floored

and you'll be makin' history like you do

 

You'll know one day the full truth

The boy who lived is you

Hey Harry Potter, it's all true

This one's for you

 

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

Oh, it's what you do to Ginny

What you do to Ginny