Once upon a time there was a young girl named Goldilocks,

whose head was filled with strange thoughts.

She was not driven by hunger or the need for rest,

instead she wanted to put her stealing skills to the test.

Goldilocks broke into the bear's house thinking they were out,

but they were in the back taking scales off a trout.

When the bears came back in she was asleep in the chair,

with porridge on her mouth and Mama Bear's jewels in her hair.

The ebars started to growl and woke her up with a start,

but before she could scream they tore out her heart.