Gangster Wannabe
You're a wangstaa'; you're a straight-up foo'. The gangsta life's just not the life for you. Got your hat turned sideways, nod your head like a twitch. Act like you're so cool, but you're just a white b***h. Think you're so tough under them baggy clothes. "Does that poser got muscle?"...Nobody knows! Boy, you're from Northern Michigan; pull up your shorts! You and your "homies" look like nothin' but dorks. What's the point in even wearing a belt? It really doesn't make all the ladies melt. The chicks that do are usually just sleezy. They only like it, 'cause the access is so easy.