Won't it be great when we all wear the goggles of nondiversity

When we can't tell each other apart because we're all the same

 

A white man, a black woman, and an Asian boy take a boatride

They're joined by a white policeman

Boat reaches shore, 1 is dead

 

Who did it?

 

The human.

 

Well, what color skin did he ha - HUMAN.

 

Was it a man or a wo - HUMAN.

 

Were they older or youn - HUMAN.

 

Did they have a name

Human.

 

Check the DNA - Oh, it was a human.

 

We've narrowed it down to 7 billion suspects!

A human killed a human and the other humans don't know

which human it was, but a human has to join the other

humans in jail.

 

The judge'll throw a blindfold on and pick a lucky winner.

 

A lucky human.