I woke up with slob stuck to my face

                           but I'm still flawless

Hair a mess, all over the place

                           but I'm still flawless

Got food residue on my teeth

                           but I'm still flawless

Touch my face, got a pimple coming in

                           but I'm still flawless

Sit on the toilet, stinking

                           but I'm still flawless

Hair growing on my legs and places I don't need to mention

                           but I'm still flawless

I go to the mirror, stare at my relfection and smile, cause I know for a fact that

                                 I'm still flawless.