I believed fortune cookie maxim

cryptic message couched

Apple Macbook Pro update process

alternately titled “markedly

a Luke warm welcome Matt unfurled

courtesy Jimmy John,

who embarked on

imp apostle bull mission

going to find Mark Twain.”

 

After wracking my brain

deducing I declare what

constituted impossible mission

to delineate purpose of these words,

after initialled written

about six and a half years ago

my best hunch (backed up

while holed up in Notre Dame),

I agonizingly dutifully didst attempt

to distract anticipatory anxiety,

 

(analogous to an expectant father)

while delicate protracted procedure

ticked away the minutes,

where learned hands

gingerly tweezered various and sundry

state of the art electronic

components while trained fingers

instinctively, expertly, and admiringly

wrought awesome results

bitta bing bitta bang under the hood

 

of cherished Apple product

courtesy wizards hunkered down

troubleshooting laptop to restore functioning

of sophisticated electronic machine

to ideal factory settings

quality control capability promised

nothing short of a miracle,

whereby engrossed deep thinkers

echoed the sound of silence

thru the corridors of time

 

olly olly gluten

free ranging NON GMO, oxen

oiled lubricated cloven hoof

nsync cup aided toot tune

to clacking choppers

activated after this chap

dialed up favorite technical director

using his latest smarts

vaunted from years

of breathing, eating, and living

 

malfunctioning circuits

housed on motherboard

exemplifying divine computer devices

generated by brain child

videre licet avast array

of embedded electronic components

back in the day

Electronic Numerical Integrator

and Computer (ENIAC),

completed in 1946

 

necessitated taxing physical prowess

additionally forced human interventionists

to shout over din o'er

loud grumbling within bowel

of bulky binary beast of burden

along vaguely similar scenario

buzzfeeding abdominal anatomical beast

easily appeased when yours truly

a gluttonous gourmand,

tasking me to commence upon

 

ordering food glorious food,

which magically and mysteriously appeared,

after manifold fiery breath

spewed by amazing dragons

poof forming breath taking

heart stopping mind bending

sensational aural and visual feast

low and behold

wresting, teasing, releasing soundcloud

an appetizer to sense

and sensibility tete a tete

 

while inhabiting (neigh – riding)

caparisoned painted ponies

segueing faux horse sense

(animated, captured, framed

and linkedin within carousel of time)

courtesy tony Apple iPhone X - 256 GB

Silver Verizon amazing pièce de résistance,

sans technological fetes

with CDMA/GSM ringtones,

where a pleasant fecund female

 

bot tilled voice didst greet

prepping, priming, promoting

Crowded House serving

blue plate special of the Green day

dis "FAKE" kin listener eagerly

awaited: salivating, simulating

sexual soothing sans savory souffle,

the first culinary orgasmic savory dish,

after aye parked,

positioned, and plunked gluteus

 

near swinging doors leading into kitchen,

where this word maven strategically

dip posited said maximus to attempt

futile gastronomic endeavor

tum maximize tempering torturous tenacious

devastatingly deadly assault steaming enemy

disarmed disguised, and dismantled,

resplendent redolent redoubt

digitally remastering and remixing

non discerning indistinct aromas

 

emanating from naked lunch to supper esse

overwhelming paroxysms to gorge

putting a ritzy lid on heated fiery dogged

craving powder milk dog biscuits

(an impossible mission), where oozing,

licking, insinuating filaments

commingled as cutthroat

nemesis cooly whipped

devastatingly weeknd ecstasy

wickedly wafting, seducing,

 

satiating, and salivating

courtesy olfactory foramen,

deflecting incessant onslaughts

induced famished fellow

to reevaluate, relinquish,

and revisit his Weltanschauung soup per bowl,

while simultaneously commandeering cutlery

to attack, besiege, conquer

condemning delegate

of China ware without tea zing,

 

thence indiscriminately marshaling choppers

to set up base camp at Oral-B

(heeding flying pie warnings, where shewing

should desserts foe ment Hunger)

eggs sauce er baited

onslaught of herbaceous,

fabulous, delicious, and bodacious

culinary cuisine aromatic eats

thoroughly teasing growling stomach

steeping interminable suspenseful,

 

seven star Michelin magicians

empowered to transform most anything

(such as bilge water,

road kill or septic tank)

gourmet experienced huckster longingly horny

doubled as famished

Norwegian Bachelor farmer,

equating odoriferous garbage truck

on par suckling swollen teats

patience caved to restrain noshing

 

impaling his strict credo

on dustbin of his story

never again ass chew gnawing

even knuckles sandwich of fingers or toes

squishy human digits

texture of imported dates,

which hunger artist experienced pangs

voilà nothing short

of Pan's Labyrinth lesson,

did justice minimally satiated afterwards,

 

a restauranteur hoof hall

hues highbrow opinion,

hence a short survey about ambience,

yours truly will rate

perhaps unwise of an every

Jimmy John Joe gourmand

tubby biased after an apple ala carte blanche

preceded with delicious

hors d'oeuvre high marks

more nerve wracking

than going on a blind date.

 

And of course with enticing

forkful of flagrant food

Beep ping Update

completely disrupted first mouthful.