There's a tassle jacket on our teacher,

Crocs with socks, a standard feature.

Sure we know him, he talks history.

Why he wears that vest, however? A mystery.

He rants about the Greeks,

and some pharaoh Egyptian.

But his boots meant for creeks,

had once gave Klein a conniption.

He teaches well, and I like him a lot.

For the life that he brings and the wisdom he's brought.

For all he's done, he gets an A in passion,

but a definite F, for his choices in fashion.