Everything is Awesome Poetry Contest

 

You know what’s awesome?

That is me

It’s a bit narcissistic I agree

I can’t help it that I’m awesome

If I was a flower you can say I’ve blossomed

What are some awesome qualities you might ask?

Well I make any daily challenge into a task

My poetry even puts Eminem on his ass

Now start reading this poem with a bit more sass

I got a little more class than your day to day human mass

I play a sport it involves a bat

When I’m on the field I cut all that chit chat

I run my 40 in 4 seconds flat

You can say I’m all talk but no action

But even if you tried to be me you’d merely be a fraction

What are some more awesome things?

I’m always the first to answer when the doorbell rings

If you’re not impressed then take a seat

Even in monopoly I never cheat

In school you could say I was cool

When I presented I even made my teachers drool

I always get a reply before I even hit send

This poem is almost over

Good things always come to an end

I’m so lucky call me a four leaf clover

Now this is it I got nothing left to spit

I’m so awesome you can say I’m lit.