Didn't anybody tell you

that Longchamp bag 

supposedly made in "Paree"

won't matter in ten years

And didn't anybody tell you

it's rude to make fun of him because

he can't afford that

It's great your dad's a lawyer and

mom's a doctor

yes, I've seen the size of your house

sprawling

grass is greener there,

you say

I hope you're as successful as them

but didn't anybody tell you

this isn't a movie and you can't get away

with being rude like that

'cause ma and pa got money

I know you're a great person

Didn't anybody tell you you can do more than that