A group of unfit mothers are taking their sons to a hospital so they can become transsexuals, which is bad;

When the Defenders find out what those unfit mothers are doing, they get mad.

 

The Defenders search for those bitchy mothers and their sons, which is true;

Preventing those hoes from turning their sons into transsexuals is what the Defenders will do.

 

When the Defenders find the unfit mothers and their sons, they tell those freaks that turning their sons into transsexuals is wrong;

Since the unfit mothers refuse to listen to the Defenders, then those women are ding-dongs.

 

The unfit mothers pull out their guns so they can shoot and kill the Defenders, as you can see;

The Hulk stands in front of the other Defenders so they won't get shot and I'm speaking honestly.

 

When the skanks shoot the Hulk, they're shocked when they see that the Hulk is bulletproof and that's a fact;

Unfit mothers can be white, red, yellow, brown, or black.

 

When the unfit mothers run out of bullets, Dr. Strange uses his magic to take the guns away from the hoes;

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The Silver Surfer uses telepathy to tell the boys that becoming a transsexual is a sin;

Transsexuals are sinful and always have been.

 

When the boys tell their moms that they don't want to be transsexuals, the moms get pissed;

The evil skanks are about to beat their sons with their fists.

 

Dr. Strange uses his magic to bring the boys to him and the other Defenders, which is cool;

Unfit mothers will always be fools.

 

The Sub-Mariner beats the shit out of the unfit mothers, which is nice;

Unfit mothers are cold as ice.

 

After the Defenders save the boys, they call the police, which is good;

Unfit mothers are living in every neighborhood.

 

When the police arrive to arrest the evil moms and place their sons in foster care, the Defenders go away;

The Defenders have saved the day.