A supervillain called the Uni-Lord is terrorizing female astronauts in outer space, which is bad;

When the Defenders find out what the Uni-Lord is doing, they get mad.

The Defenders travel to outer space, as you can see;

They're gonna save the female astronauts from the Uni-Lord and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the Defenders find the Uni-Lord and the villain sees them, he tries to power blast the heroes;

The Uni-Lord has cosmic awareness, in case you didn't know.

When the Defenders avoid being power blasted by the Uni-Lord, the Silver Surfer shoots the villain with bolts of his cosmic energy;

When the female astronauts watch the Defenders battle the Uni-Lord, they're happy as can be.

When the Uni-Lord is weakened, Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie the villain up, which is cool;

When the Uni-Lord is tied up, the Hulk and Namor beat up the evil fool.

When the Uni-Lord is beaten, the Surfer grabs the villain and tosses him into the black hole, which is okay;

When the Defenders battle their enemies, they don't play.

When the Uni-Lord is gone, the female astronauts thank the Defenders, which is swell;

The Defenders go back home and that's all that I'll tell.