You make me laugh and piss me off at the same time.

You make me the happiest and the angriest person all in one.

Contradictory love. 

Why do you make me so hot and cold?

Oh sweetheart, how I love you so.

Oh asshole, how I hate your soul.

Contradictory love.

One minute I miss you,

then I never want to see your face again.

Sorry, I apologize...

no, I take that back.

How I despise you!

How you make my stomach turn!

And then you fill me up with wondrous butterflies once again..

oh how I love you.

Contradictory love.