I'm the biggest hypocrite I know,

I preach the liberating power of the Gospel to my friends,

I write stories for my teachers explaining how the Christ has changed my life, 

I go to church every Sunday,

I have debates defending the legitimacy of Jesus, 

I post bible verses on twitter and Facebook,

But just the other day I stole a gold watch, 

Just the other night I had sex with a girl I really don't care for,

Every time a beautiful women walks by I stare and think of her as an object,

Satan enters my heart as he pleases, 

I am the biggest hypocrite I know