Complex Humor of My Mind
Your mind is a complex web of thoughts
Your brain is a complex tangle of ideas
A person with ADHD has a mind even more complex
A person with ADHD has one even more tangled
Imagine a zoo filled with hundreds of animals
Imagine a palate filled with hundreds of colors
Imagine a box filled with hundreds of puzzles
Imagine a tub filled with hundreds of shapes
Now take an empty pool and dump these all in
Now take a giant paddle and mix these all up
Step back and try to separate this mess
Step back and try to undo this mixture
Watch out for the purple monkeys
They love to cause all kinds of trouble
Do you see the square zebras rolling around?
They make you dizzy as their stripes spin
Careful of the frogs they’ll…
Wait did you see those blue puzzle…
Lookout that’s a minotaur and he’s…
Uh oh where’s my cat she can’t sw…
Hold on I do apologize for my topic hopping
I told you to watch out for those frogs cause…
Oh, my that pyramid is white but why is…
None of the animals are the right…
I see dozens of dyed squirrels by the…
Do you hear the sounds of the puzzle pieces as they…?
Sorry but I did it again didn’t it
It’s not like I do it on purpose
The wires in my brain just misfire and split
Are you tired yet because I know listening to me can be?
So, in my head the squirrels are silver and shiny
So, in my head the dogs meow and the cats bark
The puzzle pieces connect but not like they do for you
Topic to topic I switch and very few can keep up
I promise these all connect even though you get lost
The only explanation is that there’s a possi…
The lambs are now eating the lions
Frogs decide to ru…here we go again
Stop means go so the cars coll…
No means yes so thanks mom I knew…
That guy laughed at my jo…
Weird people make great friends in…
Wow I just challenged your brain to a tug of war
I’m sure like any other muscle your brain is like jelly
Ok I promise no more mentioning things that H-O-P
Steer clear of everything that B-O-U-N-C-E-S or J-U-M-P
I will refrain from discussing rabbits cau…
Uh oh spaghetti this is getting irritating isn’t it
Ok time to quickly summarize in a way you’ll understand
My brain is a theme park of hundreds of colors and shapes
My mind is a maze of animals and puzzle pieces
I view and interact with the world through ADHD…oh squirrel