'Pay your student loans or you don't graduate,'

 'Apply for a job in the field that you're studying,'

 Or the usual two rejections lines, "We'll keep your application on file for 30 days,' & "Sorry, but you didn't qualify for our standards.

 "I'm only 21 and still in college! I don't even know what I want to do with my life! How the heck am I gonna be able to pay off these loans?! 

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