There was a Clown named Dink
Who owned a pet mink
Who drank from the sink
One day he was on the brink
Because he was partial to the drink
His face was always pink
His twink brother Tink
Was a very big rat fink
That's why Dink
Ended up in the klink

So one day he seen a Shrink
Who really made him think
So he decided to switch places with Tink
By putting it to ink
And with a blink
And also a wink
Now it doesn't stink
For Dink!