The Bull-Boy Ant-Sized Whale Shark Satan Grizzly Robot
If it wrote a poem,
it would be a a greasy, three-times deep fried,
jelly filled, old fashioned,
sour kraut topped, english muffin,
octo-stacked, cheese baked,
jalepeño, powdered sugar,
hollandise, eggroll;
really.
if it sang a song it would be like
every town drunk and village idiot that every existed
had a spontaneous orgy after a racoutous,
neighborhood-waking bender
that took place on a Thursday night at
a kareoke bar with an irresponsible staff.
the orgy eventually producing an entire city
of stuffy college graduates and severely depressed
store clerk/baristas that adopted animals they felt
too incompetent to care for.
If ir ate a meal it would walk into a library, shoving aside
children and adults alike, im a major hurry, past the disgruntled
government employee, a man in ribbed, ruby sweater and cornfeild
slacks pulled up too high, whose raised eyebrows
and darting eyes
were just as curious as ambivalent,
staight to the section of ancient history,
up a small step ladder, to the top shelf,
where the kama sutra illustrated by its ex wife resides.
If it had a dream it would be a dream of
him sitting at some little foldimg table with a crimsom cloth
unevenly draped across the top
and a line of people that stretched for eighteen blocks,
people that one by one
shuffled up to it and proceeded to throw a thick,
but expertly written, hardback novel directly
at its face, all the while shrieks of howling laughter
bounding and echoing all the way down the city streets
from the arches up high, out open windows, as cerebral
spinal fluid gushed from its ears and blood ran like
a pack of sprinter's out of his eyes, and all the while it trying,
a hilarious and appauling sight, to sign (with a felt tipped marker)
anything that remotely resembled bosoms or white teeth,
while garbed in boxing gloves and a hospital gown