Have you ever been petting a dog?

A big, fluffy, friendly, dog.

And in that moment you become so overwhelmed 

By how big and fluffy and friendly that dog is?

It's eyes are so big 

You know the dog is loving life

Because what is not to love?

They get free food

Free housing

And best of all

Free loving

From someone like you

Because to that big fluffy dog,

You are the most awesome person around.