All of us need a man.

A man who will give us anything we want.

We must wait on the man to come a rescue us from the nightmares.

He must be charming and/or kind.

Have beatiful locks that all the girls swoon over.

We also must have someone who is not like us.

She/He must look different in every way.

Whether they have fur or tentacles.

They will never be like us.

We must treat them as outcast of society.

They must be portrayed as mean, wicked, and disgusting people.

Then the kiss.

The magical thing everyone needs to truly feel perfect.

The thing that can make the outcast feel like nothing.

The kiss is never wrong.

Beautiful maiden far and wide.

I welcome you to Bibbity Bobbity Bootcamp.