Why do I always have such rotten luck?
It started with smashing my iPod touch,
Then smashing my teachers car with my truck!
I hate having such bad luck...very much...

I found gum on the bottom of my shoe,
And lost twenty dollars on a scratch off.
I had a monkey taunt me at the zoo,
And for the past month I have had a cough.

I got caught in the pouring, freezing, rain.
My truck wouldn't start due to the cold snow.
My arm has been in unbearable pain,
And I missed my favorite TV show.

Why do I always have such rotten luck?
Living my life like I'm some kind of schmuck...