My friends only talk about all their love.
Girlfriends, boyfriends, whatever it might be,
Their partner must be a gift from above,
and then there is little, ole' dateless me....
I guess I will be "forever alone",
But I have a really cute cat named Jett.
Together, we will face the world unknown
(and by that, I mean our overpriced vet.)
But me being single is my own choice.
Why would I want a date when i have Netflix?
I don't even have time for all you silly boys.
I willl not put up with their petty tricks!
Maybe my prince will be on his way soon,
I'll be waiting for him this afternoon