First Verse [Week Bill]
I tell ‘em, “Meet me in the left wing.”
I take over, while the tsar is runnin’.
Stalin’s knockin’ at the door and he’s screamin’, “Next, I’m coming!”
Got Trotsky in the politburo, getting ready for my speech,
I tell ‘em, “Support that White Army and I’ll send in the secret police!”
I got the whole cheka, on the watch boy.
All my soldiers eat, while the peasants starve boy.
All these bones in the graves make me a dog boy.
And I heard you democrats talkin’ freedom, you should stop boy.
Peasants farming by the group, not many tools to go around.
Deng Xiaoping-ed on all these protesters—sh-sh-sh-sh-shot ‘em down.
Every time I seize a bank, free commerce is not allowed,
Everybody’s “Peace, Land and Bread” is here, now take a bow. (Shhhhh)
Kulaks! Getting rich.
We don’t trust them though; they need to be “fixed”.
Peasants, point ‘em out quick.
It’s only “us”,
But now it’s “I’.

Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin’, government’s watching, all in my politburo.
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).

Second Verse [Middle-aged Chris?]
Meet me at the factory, you know where the workers at.
Robert Owen, Charles Fourier, the workers should have a new task.
Gotta treat ‘em like a star; good conditions gets things done fast.
We should switch from job to job; not just do what I did last—huh!?
Who knows what’s the Gosplan? This is that Proudhon’s plan.
Your business better meet that quota, or you’ll lose more than a hand.
I’mma do it like Saint-Simon, money in the feds’ command.
Don’t you want your cash with someone who understands?
Hey Marx! Hey Engels! Hey yo, we on that manifesto.
Hegelian dialect; history repeats, case closed.
Got the whole party purged, you can try and spread the word.
When you’re done squealin’, where that person at; the one who heard?
Farmers can’t take a breath,
Won’t farm for me, starve to death.
Communist Party stompin’ on that right wing, we’re yellin’ “Left!”
Petrograd, Bloody Sunday, Stalingrad.
We’re raisin’ the “Iron Curtain” and those westerners nod.

Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin’, government’s watching, all in my politburo.
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).

Third Verse [Meek Bill]
KGB, the new police.
Tryna show them how people suddenly decrease.
Sunday, 500 deceased.
You gotta use “terror”, man that’s Auguste Blanqui.
We up in World War II; nothing’s any хорошо (harashow).
One gun for ten men, not a second to reload.
Fascists lookin’ at our jackets, they know that it is way too cold.
Frostbite is cold to death, fight for the country is what I’m told.
Always staying red; spread it through the Eastern [Europe].
U.S., we don’t want your money, infiltrate no deeper.
You say it’s not your spy plane; lies’re getting weaker.
Hammer and a sickle and I’m like ma-ma-ma-mia!
Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin’, government’s watching, all in my politburo.
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party)