I can't go to school because I am sick.

If I walk out of my house, I'll get hit by a brick.

I can't go to school because I am afraid.

While I am there, I'll get trampled by a huge parade.

I can't go to school because the lunch is alive.

It's not real food. It will walk off your plate and take a drive.

I can't go to school because I feel a little blue.

The teachers are mean and students bully me, too.

I can't go to school because I woke up late. 

School starting at 7:30 am is not okay.

I can't go to school because I'll have homework to to do.

I can't keep up with all the work and my grades will skew.

I can't go to school because school is boring.

I wonder what other excuses I'll come up with in the morning.