Batman and Batgirl are searching for the supervillain named Poison Ivy and I'll tell you why;

Poison Ivy has kidnapped Commissioner Gordon and that's no lie.

 

While searching for Poison Ivy, Batman drives his batmobile and Batgirl drives her batcycle, which is true;

Finding Poison Ivy's lair is what Batman and Batgirl would do.

 

The team breaks into Poison Ivy's lair;

It's sinful that Poison Ivy likes to date a person who's the same gender as her, but she doesn't care.

 

When Poison Ivy sees the duo, she uses her plants to try to kill them, as you can see;

Poison Ivy is a dyke and always will be.

 

Batman and Batgirl use their explosives to kill Poison Ivy's plants, which is great;

Poison Ivy is full of hate.

 

After that, Batman and Batgirl fight Poison Ivy and knock the bitch out, which is cool;

Poison Ivy is also a fool.

 

Batman and Batgirl free Commissioner Gordon, which is polite;

Poison Ivy never does anything good or right.

 

Commissioner Gordon calls the police so they can help him arrest Poison Ivy, who's also a whore;

When Batman and Batgirl fight crime, they're never bored.

 

When the police arrive to help Commissioner Gordon arrest Poison Ivy, Batman and Batgirl drive away;

Batman and Batgirl have saved the day.