A supervillain named Swine has enslaved many Republicans, which is bad;

When Steve Rogers finds out what Swine has done, he gets mad.

Rogers changes into Captain America and drives his motorcycle, searching for Swine, as you can see;

Swine is a slavemaster and always will be.

When Captain America finds Swine's lair, he breaks in;

Swine is full of sin.

When Swine sees Captain America, the villain and his small army try to kill the hero;

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Cap knocks out Swine's army with his shield, which is true;

Fighting and beating Swine is something else Cap would do.

After Cap frees the Republicans, he calls the police, which is smart;

Cap is a master of the martial arts.

When the police arrive and arrest Swine and his army, Captain America drives away;

Captain America is here to fight evil and that's all I have to say.