The Oprah Winfrey Fans
The Oprah Winfrey fans are slandering The Daily Bugle editor, Robbie Robertson, which is bad;
When Peter Parker finds out what those fans are doing, he gets mad.
Parker changes into Spider-Man and swings through the air, searching for the Oprah Winfrey fans;
Spider-Man searches for those sons of bitches as fast as he can.
When Spider-Man finds the Oprah Winfrey fans and they see him, those bastards try to kill the hero immediately;
The Oprah Winfrey fans are full of shit and always will be.
Spidey beats the living shit out of the Oprah Winfrey fans and spins his webs on those fools;
Spidey will always be cool.
Spidey calls the police and tells them what the Oprah Winfrey fans have done;
Those fans were trying to kill Spidey with their guns.
When the police arrive, Spidey makes the Oprah Winfrey fans confess that they had slandered Robertson, as you can see;
They also confessed that they had tried to kill Spidey and I'm speaking truthfully.
When the police arrest the Oprah Winfrey fans, Spidey swings away;
Spider-Man has saved the day.