If my boy Hercules was a modern lad

He would definitely be a high school Chad

He'd be the MVP on the football team

Making all of the Greek girls wanna scream

He'd be that dude going on spouts

But it'd just be about D1 tryouts

I ain't tryna hate on the thunder God's son

But honestly he just has too much fun

That damn Demigod is only half a man

Yet he still managed to kill monsters with his bare hands

I bet that half god would go to UNC

Just so he could say he fights the Blue Devil you see

That's my rant on the Greek hero

Hopefully he doesn't sound like a complete zero