What you mean I have NO ASS?!

I’ve got the SONIC BOOM BOOM that rocks the room

I’ve got the BOOTYQUAKE that makes your CHOCOLATE SHAKE

I’ve got the ONION, the BUBBLE, the WIGGLE, the JIGGLE

I’ve got the APPLE, the HOOK…you know it TICKLES your PICKLE!

You say I’ve got “N’ASSATALL”, but you know that’s not fact

I’ve got the JELLY ‘cause JAM DON’T SHAKE LIKE THAT!

I’ve got the brown sugar YAMs and the smuggled HAMS

I’ve got the THUMPER sitting on top of GOO-GAH GAMS!

What you mean I have NO ASS?  Brotha PLEASE, that’s FICTITIOUS

I’ve got the RUMP to make you JUMP…my shit is BOOTYLICIOUS!!