Oh, my trusty knife,

How you are helpful to me.

Keeping me alive for life,

Helping me with life.

Oh, my trusty knife!

You help me make things,

You help me keep me protected.

You help me break things,

You help me when I'm infected.

Oh, my trusty knife!

Thank you for all your help,

Thank you for being sharp.

Thank you for helping me not yelp,

And helping me cut carp!

Oh, my trusty knife!