When I was Two (Earliest Childhood Memory Contest)
When I was two
I remember this too
There were grapes on the table
And I reached for the bowl cause I was able
I remember taking one
Then my name was yelled out, where' the fun?
For I thought I was in trouble
And maybe I was,Where's the bubble?
I hid und te table
Because I was able
They called the cops, because I was missing
Over a tiny are you kiddng?
They even had kids on bikes looking for me
To be or not to be
I thought all this troubl over a grape
How was I to get out of this scrape?
Now for the real story to be told
If you be so bold
They called me for lunch that day
Not for wrong doing, What more can I say?
When they did find me shaking under the table
They sent me to bed without dinner or lunch
Oh Boy, thanks bunch!