You said what?

My very presence makes people scowl with envy.

My perfection is somewhat nausiating but pure.

You said what?

That's right; I earned every bit of it.

Every escence of my being was well deserved.

From my volumptuous locks to my pampered toes, I'm absolute.

You said what?

It's not all just looks; my mind is matchless.

Every word spewed from by immaculate mouth has purpose.

I speak power unto people.

You said what?

You heard me.

I. Am. Flawless.