classics....
Classics…
The only Arnold I know always had a “hey” in front.
Helga would call him football head
But instead,
He was her “love”
Which was weird because her confessions
Turned into obsessions,
Which made me realize that at 9 years old,
She was crazy truth be told.
Can we talk about pokemon?
Was that not the best?
The original was the best.
Not like the rest,
Cause the rest, I’m not impressed.
Cause you can’t beat the past with the very last because the past will always be on top,
On top of the mountain like MoJo JoJo’s layer.
Buttercup, Bubbles, and the annoying one Blossom. Yeah it was awesome.
But not as awesome as Rocko, cause Rocko just had a modern life as a dog, or a kangaroo or…damn what was he? Oh yeah a wallaby ..I just realized that recently.
Animaniacs and Pinky and the brain
were too insane
to explain
but the show was so good
cause pinky never understood
what was going on…
And Yakko, Wakko, and dot were always on the run,
But they always say “ dot was the adorably cute one.”
Remember Squid from Rocket power?
The newbie
They called shoe bee, because he wore shoes on the beach
And they tried to teach him how to be cool like Otto.
And Otto, had a friend named twister or “Maurice” who hated being called that,
And the fact that Doug funny had a best friend named Skeeter who was blue
Who knew?
Who would have a thought a dog would be named pork chop?
How quickly I forgot to mention those babies,
Those babies always on the go
But their parents would never know.
Tommy was the leader and always knew, that “a babies gotta do what a babies gotta do”
He was always Brave
But chucky was always afraid
Phil and lil ate worms
And they quickly learned, that no one could tell them apart
And from the start Angelica was always mean
Never part of their team like Susie
But Susie was just always cool….
We learned that living in the middle of no where is creepy and exciting
But courage was always fighting monster
Real monsters
Like “Ahhh real monsters”
Spongebob so yellow
Squidward being so mellow…dramatic
And clearly he’s had it with
Sponge bob’s games
And he’s put to shame
By how many times he’s failed his driving test
But Patrick is simply the best
Or he’s just simply simple,
But complete opposite of sandy
Who is handy with science and is
Is a master at Karr a tae
Watching invader Zim
This show obviously made me grin
But I’m convinced nothing ever made sense
But I concur
that Gurr
Was just the cutest.
Go Go Power rangers
Stopping danger
Fighting as a team
Like teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just classics
And I’m in class with Miss Frizzle
Who had a magic school bus
That took us
On a ride
To the inside of our bodies
Or Johnny Bravo who thought he was a hootie
To the ladies
But of course that was just talk.
I need magic chalk,
Like rudy to get into chalk zone
And meet with snap
and have a heart attack with all the adventures he’ll take me on.
I’ll never forget watching cat dog
And how odd they were
How confused I was
Because ,
they were attached,
As one
Two heads one body
And oddly
The only thing I thought of was “ how do they use the bathroom?”
I know that’s weird
but hey its just one of those things I wanted to know
but never got to know…