Kim: gurll guess wat?

queenb: girl wat?

kim: i tol' ms.____ ol' ratchet ass tht if she didnt let me go to the RR i was gonna piss all over her ffloor 

queenb: LMAOO WTF?!!

Kim: yasss girl she thought i was playin wit her & just the other day she tol' me to put m phone up

queenb: & wat u tell her? lol

kim: i tol' her girl bye!!! I'm using my phone to complete this wrk u gave me! I know u was born in 2000 B.C. but this is 2013 every1 uses technology!

queenb: LOL!!

kim: lol & like 2 days ago she tol' me I need to go to bed earlier bc im always sleepin in her class!

queenb: LMAO wat u tell her?

kim: I tol' her well bitch if u would stop givin me hw tht keep me up all hrs of the night I wldnt have to sleep in ur class stupid ass!! 

queenb: LMFAOO I'm so done!!!!!!!

kim: ohhhhhh u know wat else i hate?

queenb: wat?

kim: I hate wen she tells us we cnt eat in her class... talkin bout we can wait until lunch!

queenb: lmaoo Ikr!

kim: lol I'm like ur eating!! So y cnt we eat, I'm not gonna be able to focus on nothin u sayin, I'm jut gonna be thinking about how fuckinn hungry I am!!! 

queenb: LOL preachhhh!!! Girl I wish I could say all tht shit to my teacher!