Have A Heart Teacher
I came to your class 3 minutes late
Now you making a fool of me in front of my peers
And soon detention is what you will sneer
Why are you so cruel?
Have a heart teacher
Yesterday you farted twice as you pass by my chair
The odor was awfully foul
But all I did was sadly scowl
I didn't make a fool out of you
Have a heart teacher
You strictly lecture students about paying attention
Because when you hear snoring
Out come your wooden ruler soaring
And before we know it our buns are red and blue
Have a heart teacher
I saw you sleeping during meetings
Your saliva was flowing
And your snot bubble growing
You didn't pay attention too
Have a heart teacher
If next time you are still mean
I will definately make a scene!