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On Easter, a day
thousands of years old,
traditions have changed
but the story’s retold.
From Eastern festivals
to Christian new life,
to bunnies and baskets
and fields with eggs rife.
Image credit: This image was created with the assistance of DALL·E 3..An emperor spoke in poetic verseWhich lead to fame for him at firstBut after some time, it became a curseFor the emperor had no prose.
Image credit: Bad Panda | by Balazs Solti..China charges 1 million annuallyFor each panda in our zoosIf we won't pay in full
M&Ms; and 7upHershey's barReese's Peanut Butter CupSnickers and a drink of Mountain DewThere are three flavors of Charleston ChewTwix; Twin BingSalted Nut Roll is kingI really could eat them after / with anything Breakfast, lunch, dinner and
Do you know what the thing about belt buckles is?
Oh, I know for sure, about that belt sellin’ biz.
You see, when they give you your buckle,
For showin’ a steer, or for a first place homemakin’
You move to unzip the back of my dress-
(the white one probably, tight and very couture
which might be irrelevant,
but adds to the overture)
-but keep pulling the metal tab
down the gray train tracks
In front of your doorI paced,Stooped down and retiedMy shoelace,13- the numberThat was glazed,Rung your doorbell since your keysHad been replaced. Once the door opensIn a haste,And you'll stare at itIn amaze,With a motive ofA nutcase,I'll smash a
This is my book of poems;Poems I swore not to write.Somehow I couldn't help it,Temptation: too much a fight.
The burning
The peeling
The sores
The toothaches
The cuts
The bleeding
Sounds like my soul.
Loving someone for so long is
taking a big bite of hot food.
You burn yourself
There once was a boy named Paul
He went to shop at the mall
He went to a store
And started a war
And then he punched out a wall
There once was a boy named Sam
And one day he went KA-BLAM
He filed a claim
The insurance was lame
And he said this was part of a sham
There once was a girl named Pearl
She made all the other boys twirl
She went back inside
To curl up and hide
And it threw those boys for a whirl
There once was a guy named Shawn
He wanted to mow my lawn
He started to cry
And said I would die
So I said he could start it at dawn
There once was a lady and gown
One morning she ran through the town
She kept on the jog
Right into a bog
That mighty fast lady in brown.
Man, this is gross
Do you ever wash your feet?
I'm down here, keeping your toes warm
And I'm repaid with
A stench so horrid
If I had a nose, it would curl
All day, I have to spend time
These computers were made in the 60's,As for textbooks, I wish you would fix these,The covers are tattered and torn,And I think that spot's from where he sneezed.
More sun, less sun, most sun, no sun. Who cares how much sun shines BEHIND the clouds? Everything's still grey!
