Poems from Genius2015
There once was a boy named Paul
He went to shop at the mall
He went to a store
And started a war
And then he punched out a wall
There once was a boy named Sam
And one day he went KA-BLAM
He filed a claim
The insurance was lame
And he said this was part of a sham
There once was a girl named Pearl
She made all the other boys twirl
She went back inside
To curl up and hide
And it threw those boys for...
There once was a guy named Shawn
He wanted to mow my lawn
He started to cry
And said I would die
So I said he could start it at dawn
There once was a guy named Guy
He liked to dream he could fly
He jumped off his bed
And hit his darn head
So he's lucky that he didn't die...