Poems from Genius2015

There once was a boy named Paul He went to shop at the mall He went to a store And started a war And then he punched out a wall
There once was a boy named Sam And one day he went KA-BLAM He filed a claim The insurance was lame And he said this was part of a sham
There once was a girl named Pearl She made all the other boys twirl She went back inside  To curl up and hide And it threw those boys for...
There once was a guy named Shawn He wanted to mow my lawn He started to cry  And said I would die  So I said he could start it at dawn
There once was a guy named Guy He liked to dream he could fly He jumped off his bed And hit his darn head So he's lucky that he didn't die...