Zippers are like Boys (and) Boys are like Zippers

Zippers,

Yes, they're the cause to my pain,

The reason why my backpack broke brfore lunch.

 

Iv'e been having troubles with the stupid thing for so long,

It would be like removing a tatoo.

 

When I bought the beautiful backpack it read:

Life Time Warranty.

Apparently "Life Time" was one and a half years.

 

Maybe I have a zipper curse.

You say I'm crazy but I'm 99.9% sure I'm right,

Yep, I'm as confident as hand sanitizer.

 

Oh zippers, 

With their billions of barbarick teeth,

I used to fall in love with their satisfying zip,

But now,

I feel nothing, only hate, I wish I was never foolish enough

To love you.

 

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Boys,

Yes, they're the cause to my pain,

The reason why my heart broke before lunch.

 

I've been having relationship troubles with the guy for so long,

It's hard to get rid of the loser.

 

When I started dating the hot boy he said the words:

I will always love you.

Apparently, "Always" was one and a half years.

 

Maybe I have a curse with boys,

You say I'm crazy but I'm 99.9% sure I'm right, 

Yep, I'm as confident as hand sanitizer.

 

Oh boys,

With their thirty two beautiful bold teeth, 

I used to fall in love with the satisfying glimmer.

But now,

I feel nothing, only hate, I wish I was never foolish enough 

To love you.

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Comments

Elizabeth1234567

These poems are ment to parallel themselves, showing how two very different things can be a lot alike. I hope you enjoy this ment to be light hearted poem.

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