I grew up breaking ladies hearts,
I was such a surgeon of hurts,
I broke so many to master the art,
Can't write because they fill a whole chart.

Then I bumped into you sweetheart,
You looked innocent but torn apart,
And you sure stole all my heart,
Thought you would be my life counterpart

And I sure fell in love at first sight,
Like Saul to Paul I saw light,
That blinded me like a floodlight,
And that day I never had a good night.

Your beautiful face was in my dream,
Waking up to no one had me scream,
Until my bed got soaked in ice cream,
You had entered my bloodstream

For sure I fell in love,
And it in deed drove,
Me crazy like a dove,
And bubbling like milk on the stove.

But I look like any other joker,
Never serious —just playing poker,
Or a womanizer —just another breaststroker,
Or maybe because I am a weed smoker?

I'd love to be yours forever,
And drive some day in the rover,
And get me off springs as clever,
Or will this love never be ever?