Hello…

Nice to meet you.

This is my friend…

His name is Brian.

Let me tell you a few things about him.

Brian is a habitual liar….

By the time he introduces himself you’ve probably learned nothing about him.

His accolades and achievements are all bullshit

You’ll probably have nothing in common…

But you’ll never know.

More qualities you say?

Brian believes one thing…

He is garbage.

Don’t try to compliment him because he’ll just deny it.

He dreams are irrelevant compared to others opinion.

The longest relationship his had was 8 months…

He has falling in love once…

Yet every girl he’s been with has heard him say those words.  

3 words to describe him?

Hmm… that’s tough…

Complacent Deceiving Asshole!

Oh!

I’m sorry I never introduced myself.

Hi…

My name is Brian…