I intentionally joined the am and I,

I have done it so much but why do I lie,

I lie to myself about who I am,

I walk into the bathroom, see the mirror, BAM!

The outside world sees me as a crazy,

When in fact all that I am is lazy,

I used to be seen as the ladies man,

But if they saw how much I jerk it,

They'd say DAMN!

Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy,

My dick is not a toy!