If my hair looks different, I probably washed it today.

I find flossing to be inhumane.

I sleep in a nest of dirty laundry, and it's the most comfortable thing ever.

#SweaterWeather means I am #NotShaving.

And let's be honest, if a booger is crusty, I'll pick it.

I could go on.

I have lots of filters that I use every day:

deodorant, gum, hand sanitizer, baking soda, baby wipes (just to name a few)

All this work, and yet I'll quickly tell you what I'm hiding

Because I've learned I don't decide my comfort on the judgements of others.