WELCOME HOME!    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!     I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK!   YOU WERE GONE FOR QUITE A WHILE, YOU KNOW.    BUT NOW WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN!    I'M SO HAPPY!  HOW ARE YOU?     HAHAHA, DON'T ANSWER THAT.    I KNOW HOW YOU ARE.  I BROUGHT YOU HERE, AFTER ALL!       I WATCHED YOU FOR DAYS, JUST WAITING FOR A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. AND YOU SLIPPED UP, YOU SAW THAT PICTURE ON THE INTERNET, AND I KNEW-     IT WAS TIME!      YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!    IT WAS HILARIOUS!    ONE MINUTE, SURFING THE COMPUTER,THE NEXT, TRYING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF, WISHING YOU WERE DEAD!    HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.     WE'RE FRIENDS, AREN'T WE?    YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL.     LOOK AT YOU!   I WAS THERE FOR YOU!     I GAVE YOU A WAY TO CONVINCE EVERYONE YOU WERE FINE!      OH, YES, YOU ESCPAED LAST TIME. WENT AND RAN TO THAT LITTLE THERAPIST OF YOURS, WHO GAVE YOU A BOTTLE OF HAPPY PILLS AND A LECTURE.     BUT GUESS WHAT? THAT WON'T KILL ME.     YOU CAN'T KILL ME.    AND THIS TIME YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY.    THIS TIME, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE DEAD BEFORE--