Once upon a time...
A girl named Belle was thrown into a cell to save her father from his fate
The keeper was hairy and Belle wished upon a fairy to help her escape
The fairy was a trickster and turned the keeper into Belle's mister
The furniture sprang to life and the keeper took Belle as his wife
The keeper trimmed his hair and Belle couldn't help but stare
Her new husband was quite a catch
He was handsome and rich to boot, and the furniture served them food
Belle's father was invited and became quite excited
He had been worried sick
The keeper then told a secret, he had to kiss Belle quick!
If he didn't kiss Belle his hair would grow back, because of a spell
Belle kissed the keeper and he became even sweeter
Because the spell was broken.