The Ultimate AP Psychology Slam Poem

I’m not gonna lie, I’m really good at Improv, I’ll make sure to keep the vibe classical, Call me Ivan Pavlov. I won’t try to fill this piece with too much filler. Get to the point like it’s an FRQ, keep it Coach Miller. Now let’s take a quick trip back to the beginning. Wilhelm Wundt. A founding father. Considered the first to really do it. Thankful for the man. Especially for introspection! Consider it an internal reflection. To look within and to objectively analyze the content of one’s own thoughts. Yep, that’s the operational definition. Paid attention in class I do listen. But when I had applied introspection to myself I acknowledged that I didn’t want you all to think that I had predictable rap patterns.

 Mine are capable of climbing ladders, motivating(Oh motivation, Hi Abraham Maslow!) Motivating slackers, filling up platters, priming factors, decoding hackers, smacking a planet with enough force to shatter Saturn. I want to resonate within your minds. No need to buy a psych book for bars that cost 9.99$  So class listen up, grab your temporal lobe and make sure its receiving all of this auditory bliss. With the finest psycholinguistics and Make temporal call his friend Homiecampus(hippocampus). And to lodge this into your long term memory. I feel these words implicitly but for y’all to retain this info apply it explicitly like IDEA TERMS. Like a slice of life show from Nickelodeon be episodic with it. 1) You woke up logged on to class. 2) You may have had on a face mask, 3)  and then you heard Malik Albert Michel spit this hot gas! Yoo hoo! John B Watson here did I just hear Albert?. No John go away. This is no time for FEAR. There are no little children to scare around here. sounded like a conclusion but it ain’t over yet.

These words are so divine its tweakin with ya consciousness. Get the specialist, the psychoanalyst now! No don’t dial 911. Just give Mr. Jung a CARL. Ya know, when I saw these art projects in made me feel irrelevant.  But for the heck let’s see if I’m just linguistically intelligent. Thank you Gardner for the multiple intelligences, can see what I got in high school, I’ll keep em as references. Ending this school year with a nice and easy calm. Hol up Freud’s calling me. “For the last time when I was a jhit I didn’t want to have sex with my mom!” Freud is a little weird but he is cool . We’re graduating soon seniors. That makes us twinses! Just wanted some dope semantics to engage your Wernicke’s. 

This poem is about: 
Me

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