Laying in the bed 

With my girl last night 

Trying to get some booty

But she's putting up a fight

She said "Leave me alone,

and let me watch my show"

But you know I can't stop

When I'm good to go

I slide up behind her

And poke her in the ass

There's a commercial on

So, I gotta move fast

I rub it back and forth

And stroke her with my hands

She never sees the end

Of the Kardashians

      THE END