A gang of transsexual mutants are polluting the environment and what they're doing really stinks;

The transsexual mutants are asswipes and finks.

When Professor X finds out what the transsexual mutants are doing, he sends his X-Men to stop them, as you can see;

The X-Men he sends are Colossus, Kitty Pride, Wolverine, Iceman, and his wife Psylocke, who are awesome as can be.

When the X-Men find the transsexual mutants and the criminals see them, they try to attack the heroes;

Changing your gender is sinful, in case you didn't know.

In his "organic steel" form, Colossus beats up two of the transsexual mutants, which is cool;

Kitty Pride beats up the third transsexual mutant, who's a fool.

Wolverine beats up the fourth and fifth transsexual mutants, which is grand;

The sixth and seventh transsexual mutants are beaten by Psylocke and Iceman.

When the transsexual mutants are beaten, the X-Men call the cops;

Transsexuals are full of shit and slop.

When the cops arrive to arrest the transsexual mutants, the X-Men go away;

The transsexual mutants are going to prison and that's all I have to say.