OMG! What the hell?

Jimmy White is EDL.

Everytime he pots the black

He secretly hopes it won't come back.

Snooty Snooker why don't you

Join the back of that racist queue.

Ronnie, i'll tell you what defeat is,

Playing a sport that's so elitist!

A Felt-topped microcosm, of class divide.

Privelege, prejedice power and pride.

Colours discarded, down a hole,

The white ball always in control.