Teachers never taught us how to balance a checkbook,

or do our taxes, 

or make a budget.

Teachers taught us how to do Algebra, 

y=mx+b,

Shakespeare,

and who won the Battle of Saratoga.

But teachers did teach us some valuable lessons, 

how to deal with people,

the importance of hardwork,

and most importantly how to function on 3 hours of sleep or less.